Sometimes I think that life isn't exciting enough and there needs to be something that I can do to change that. I love movies where there are bank robberies, but I don't want to do it for the money or anything; I just want to try a few things. It would have to be a bank where I don't know anybody though because I don't want to permanently scar any of my friends. It also has to be some complete absurd tactic I use to get the job done, like maybe the old finger under the shirt trick to act like it's a gun. The kicker is...I want to return the money. Maybe circle around the building and place the money back in front of the main entrance after adding a "I'm sorry" note that I had previously written. I would color just the end of my hair and wear a hat where just that part of the hair is showing. Probably would wear a bandana over my face and cheap sunglasses. Maybe throw in some fake tattoos that wash off so when they describe my appearance they'll look for clues that aren't there anymore.
I probably could tell a few employees at the bank and maybe even the branch manager to let them know I'm going to do it as a training experience of some sort. That way, when a robbery does actually happen they'll know what to do. Some dumbass is always going to try to rob a bank, so they should definitely be prepared for it...Wait, if I robbed the bank, then I guess I would be a dumbass. Obviously I would never do that unless they came to me asking that I do it as a training experience. But wouldn't a high speed chase on a closed off road be fun? Ok, I've found my calling in life. I'm going to Hollywood!
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